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the ‘males I’m even remotely interested in’ flowchart
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straaya:

I’m just a needy piece of shit that needs constant reassurance that I’m wanted


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you only love me when you want punanny


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deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother



David Bowie high on cocaine describing airplane take offs.